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spring [Feb. 10th, 2009|03:06 pm]
[mood | cold]

i saw a robin hopping around in the snow on saturday. i hadnt really felt like smiling much before that. maine winter may be the end of me.
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Matrix Pong [Mar. 19th, 2007|11:51 am]

Matrix Pong
"Matrix Pong" on Google Video
Those crazy asians. Matrix styled ping pong. Who else?
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welcome lilly [Dec. 16th, 2006|02:12 pm]
[music |led zeppelin- four sticks]








new kitty Lilly and Damien


aint she just the sweetest little thing. and she is so good with both the kids. i like her so far.
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aliens have been here [Dec. 11th, 2006|01:42 pm]
the ultimate proof eye witness accounts
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2006|09:34 pm]
[mood | confused]
[music |930pm...wcyy... i dont know what it is but i like it]

what the fuck is the Portland Sports Complex At the Dome?? why have i never heard of this venue and why did i not go see the goo goo dolls? none the less i might still go see the Australian pink floyd thing






ps. the song was dead season
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Teen Who Cut Off Corpse's Head To Make Bong Sentenced [Dec. 6th, 2006|03:57 am]
[mood |Still Awake]
[music |Tears For Fears - Pale Shelter (new extended version)]

Channel3000
kids just arnt happy with the elaborate glass bongs anymore. always trying to go one step farther
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oh so stupid [Dec. 6th, 2006|12:27 am]
[mood | awake]
[music |Led Zeppelin - Ramble On]

thoughts move faster than fingers move faster than eyes
im sorry


i think i have to go read the owners manual for my brain.
its in need of a tune up or something.
its just not running the way i wish it would.
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this message is brought to you by the letter 'B' and the number... [Nov. 28th, 2006|09:28 am]
[mood | cold]
[music |wow wow wubbzy!]

aww i like my new icon what do you think?
i think my little rowen is getting too big, you should have seen him standing up in the tub like such a big boy. i don't know whats gonna happen once he starts walking, Damien's not gonna be ready to run from him either, even just crawling rowen can kick Damien's ass.

all four of us had a damn cold for the last week, i think today is the first day that i can actually say i feel better. well see how it goes from here.
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"the heros of the war" [Nov. 22nd, 2006|09:11 am]
[mood |speachless]

 
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Join me on Dec 22 [Nov. 20th, 2006|12:09 pm]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

Global Orgasm is an experiment open to everyone in the world.

The results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.

This is the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, leading up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.
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Voice Post [Nov. 18th, 2006|02:23 pm]
[mood | giggly]
[music |squeals of excitement]

VoicePost Help
392K 2:06
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try to transcribe this... rowen wanted to say hi.
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goddamnit [Nov. 14th, 2006|12:01 pm]
bbc news 
I find the placement of crosses offencive but i deal with it. stupid bastards.
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haha [Nov. 14th, 2006|10:46 am]
[mood | chipper]

ive been sad recently. i had to give my corn snake away to someone who has more space than i do. he was really starting to out grow his tank and so it truely is the best for him. but now i have an empty tank so what do i put in it? 500 crickies! yay, now its working out for everyone, (except alisha, the crickets creep her out.) now everyone can get the crickets they need with out having to deal with the bullshit of petco. especialy with winter coming and the damn pet store always having dead crickies so my poor geckos always go longer than they should with out them. and it gives damien something new to look at. i think he has started naming them already.
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Voice Post [Nov. 9th, 2006|09:24 pm]
VoicePost Help
66K 0:19
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i am a pirate [Nov. 9th, 2006|08:21 pm]
[mood | bored]

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(no subject) [Jul. 12th, 2006|08:41 pm]
[mood | chipper]
[music |Shot You Down- Audio Bullys]

[info]bokuniwa is a bloody fucking genius.


"Coversations between God and the spirit of mankind as they playout in my brain. Braaaaaiiiinnnn



    God: Do you want free will?
    Man: Do I have a choice?

    God: You can either have no knowledge of me, or you can the ability to guess at what my nature might         be.
    Man: Could I be right?
    God: One of you might be. Of course, you'd have no way of knowing who.
    Man: Eh, it's better than nothing.

    God: Do you want desire? It will allow outside forces to effect free will.
    Man: Will I still have access to rational thought?
    God: Yes, but you won't often use it.
    Man: I don't care. I want it I want it.

    God: Do you want to eat meat? It tastes, like, awesome.
    Man: What's the catch?
    God: I have to let the other animals kill a few of you every once in a while.
    Man: I dunno...
    God: Don't worry, you'll get back at them by raising food livestock in miserable conditions.
    Man: Deal.

    God: When do you want your mating season to take place?
    Man: All the time.
    God: What? Why? It'll lead to overpopulation and a constant obsession with sex.
    Man: You got something more interesting to spend my days thinking about?
    God: Fine.
    Man: Hey wait, what if some of me are unattractive and can't find mates? Then we'll be thinking about         sex constantly with no release.
    God: Here, take some opposable thumbs. My gift to you.

    Man: Is it true you're going to create the world in seven days?
    God: Since a day, or even time of any sort, has no meaning to me until I create the universe, any answer     can be correct.
    Man: What I mean is, are you just gonna create things as is, or set off a big bang and let the universe         progress?
    God: Both. I'm going to create the universe with a big bang and let it progress for a while. Then I'll                 destroy it. Then I'll create it at a point in time billions of years in the future, but with everything the same     as if I had let it progress from the big bang. I'll do this as often as my whimsy dictates.
    Man: You mean you'll even create people with memories of a past which never happened?
    God: Hey, if you remember it, and everything gives evidence for it, who's to say it didn't?
    Man: You did. You just did!
    God: Here, give me your memory for a sec.

    Man: Why is it sinful to take your name in vain?
    God: Cause only I'm allowed to do that. Cause I'm God. I'm so hip I can't see over my pelvis. So. Hot.         Right. Now. That's me. God.
    Man: You don't have hips.
    God: Sure I do. They cover infinity. So you can't distinguish between what is God-hip and what isn't.
    Man: That doesn't make any sense.
    God: Doesn't have to. I'm God, biatch.

    Man: Why don't you ever answer my prayers?
    God: Someone else in the world asked or will ask the opposite thing. So I'm doing you both a favor and     staying out of the whole mess.

    Man: Why did you smite him with lightning from the heavens?
    God: Stop blaming this shit on me. If you're not gonna keep track of collections of charge within the             atmosphere, I'm not gonna do it for you.

    Man: Why are there so many planets if we're the only life?
    God: You think I got this right the first try? When you have eternity to screw around, you fill up a universe     pretty fast.

    Man: Where is heaven?
    God: You know the universe?
    Man: Yeah?
    God: It's everywhere else.

    Man: If you don't interfere with human affairs, what do you do with all your time?
    God: Your Mama...heh heh heh...seriously though, I told that joke to this dude in Nazareth this one time     and he so totally believed me.

    Man: What's your favorite color?
    God: Smlurn.
    Man: Oooh, can I see?
    God: It has such a high frequency a single photon would vaporize the universe.
    Man: Aw, you're no fun.

    Man: What's your favorite food?
    God: Kittens.
    Man: Wow...
    God: What, you think I'd give you opposable thumbs for free?

    Man: What was the first language?
    God: By a complete coincidence, Klingon.

    Man: How come the Jews get to be the Chosen People?
    God: Trust me, there was a reason I didn't tell them what they were chosen for.

    Man: What's the meaning of life?
    God: To live. Just live."


this belongs to [info]bokuniwa, not me. see for yourselves.
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i want him to spank me and call me a pig [Jun. 22nd, 2006|12:00 am]
[mood | high]
[music |ringing in the ears]

best show ive been to yet!
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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2006|08:04 am]
[music |blues clues]

Hase Hase
Rabbit:
 The things one finds wandering in a landscape: familiar things and utterly unknown, like a flower one has never seen before, or, as Columbus discovered, an inexplicable continent; and then, behind a hill, as if knitted by giant grandmothers, lies this vast rabbit, to make you feel as small as a daisy. The toilet-paper-pink creature lies on its back: a rabbit-mountain like Gulliver in Lilliput. Happy you feel as you climb up along its ears, almost falling into its cavernous mouth, to the belly-summit and look out over the pink woolen landscape of the rabbitís body, a country dropped from the sky; ears and limbs sneaking into the distance; from its side flowing heart, liver and intestines. Happily in love you step down the decaying corpse, through the wound, now small like a maggot, over woolen kidney and bowel. Happy you leave like the larva that gets its wings from an innocent carcass at the roadside. Such is the happiness which made this rabbit. i love the rabbit the rabbit loves me.


its real if you dont believe me
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2006|09:36 pm]
oops oops
i think i had too much fun at FLYLEAF on tuesday night
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2006|01:25 pm]
More chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium . Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.





chalk art )
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